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October 06, 2011
1:06
6 Ways to Improve Your Sexual Delivery
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I know many are waiting for the “follow-up post” about the proposal… Keep waiting folks, it is on the way… You guys can trust me right?? Why do I hear a collective “NO!”??? Oh well, mere mortals are not the most trusting of folks. Lucky I am to be a saint! Anyway, as I [...]
October 01, 2011
0:53
Babez… Will You Marry Me?
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Babez… I am settled with what I feel for you. I am settled with how I feel for you. I am not a man of many complexities. I am not the loudest of the bunch. I am not the most hardworking of the bunch. I cannot lay claim to being the most handsome of the bunch either. And let’s face it, I we both know I isn’t the sharpest tool in the shed either. I however, with all that I am. With all that I am worth. With all that I have. With all that I will ever have, do say to you babez… that I lay claim to being the man that will Love you like no other. I lay my claim to being the man that will go to the ends of the world for you. I am that man, who you know, will be true to you. I am that man, who promises to always do good by you.
July 27, 2011
23:07
KENYANS FOR KENYA
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We need one another. We need prayer for rains to fall and we need donations in terms of food. We need to commit to one another. I am willing to stand by my brethren in the Nothern Districts. Isn’t it the legendary Field Marshall Dedan Kimathi who said it is better to die on your own feet, than to live on your knees? Didn’t Jaramogi Oginga Odinga say “Whether you chithni, you yetni or you thethni, Kenya en marwa by thuonity!” I know our sense of pride has been eroded by bickering, political or otherwise, but at the end of the day, all we have is one another. Where are the real men of this country? I believe we have real men out there. Men like me, who think that accepting food aid from a desert country like Egypt is an insult. Where are the real women of this proud country that is Kenya? Women who believe it an insult for a foreigner to come in and cook in their kitchens. Men and women of Kenya, I call upon you to stand up. I call upon you show your worth. I dare you to show the world your true colors. The country demands it from you.
July 03, 2011
21:12
Who’s Your Daddy?
» ‎ Ray Chepkwony

This is to be found in Western Kenya and is said to be the cause of the “Muliro Gardens Saga”. You are to partake of this herb religiously. Have it like mediaction. After breakfast, after lunch and after dinner. Actually, scrap that. Have it instead of meals! Next and very importantly, you need to invest in Peanuts. You will not have margarine on bread, but instead, have Peanut Butter. You will have some peanut butter sauce to go with lunch as well
April 18, 2011
11:46
My New Home
» ‎ Ray Chepkwony

“Since the last time you heard from me I lost some friends Well, hell, me and Snoop, we dipping again Kept my ear to the streets, signed Eminem He’s triple platinum, doing 50 a week Still, I stay close to the heat And even when I was close to defeat, I rose to my feet [...]
February 07, 2011
17:20
Guess What???
» ‎ Ray Chepkwony

This February… Its not just Valentinez that worth looking out for… I am about to embark on a BLOG-WHORING spree… What exactly constitutes this “Blog-Whoring” activity? Well… Blog-Whoring: Appearing in as many blogs as possible. Blog-Whore: Someone who writes for as many blogs as possible. Basically, this June, I awake from my slumber. I will [...]
December 31, 2010
16:03
As Ray Says: Goodbye
» ‎ Ray Chepkwony

I was young (bop) And didn’t have no where to run I needed to (wake up) and see (and see) What’s in front of me (na-na-op) There had to be, a better way say it again To show I’m grateful (hum) So I thought up this song To show my appreciation for lovin’ me [...]
December 27, 2010
9:35
My Nokia N8 Wish and A Phone Review!
» ‎ Ray Chepkwony

I have for the last couple of months coveted the Nokia N8! The situation has gotten so bad and so out of control, that I get turned on by the mere mention of the number 8! It has been atop my Christmas wish/lust/covet list this year, but my once good friend from the North pole [...]

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