Professor Flibbertigibbet
I read a story about a Kenyan student whining how she was infected with HIV by a politician and milking public sympathy as if she was a victim of a sexual attack. According to her, she was a young beautiful, healthy, perfectly endowed and charismatic student at the University of Nairobi who found herself a victim of the top hierarchy after joining a political campaign to reelect the outgoing Kenyan president Kibaki back in 2007. She apparently met the said carrier of the virus at one of these political meetings in the public lavatories and they exchanged numbers then a ‘friendship’ ensued until she got a call from him that he is sending his driver to pick her up as he had missed her and to her surprise a limousine was waiting for her and took her posthaste to an exclusive hotel known for discrete executive bonking secessions. Of course the girl became an EQL (Easy Quick Lay) and they became bonk buddies. As a result she got cash, a car and an apartment in a Nairobi suburb until she began falling ill frequently and visited a clinic where the blood test confirmed she was HIV positive…and then get this, she was in shock.
Such nonsense vexes me right off. You want to flirt with fire, you want to play with fire but once you get burnt you are shocked? I can safely conjecture the said Minister was a married man…I can also correctly deduce that she wasn’t the only one who’s Kandahar he was enjoying making him a high risk individual…but if I can construe all this, why couldn’t she? Oh…yeah…she was blinded by the cash, the car, the house and the lifestyle. Bitch, don’t expect any sympathy from me. You opted GoS (greed over sense) and now you are paying for it. Why do you now need compassion from us? Were we riding in that comfortable car…I bet you even splashed water at people walking in the rain and now you want their pity. Were we telling our friends how we live in luxury apartments fully loaded with a big ass flatscreen and other electronics? Did we dine in fancy restaurants with you and get to enjoy the fringe benefits of having a wealthy ‘sponsor’? You enjoyed all that on your own so you should consume the consequences on your own too. I don’t even know why she’s making it other people’s business.
She goes further to state that she aims to start a campaign after the 2013 elections by naming the Minister and she aims to at campaigning against the animosity that influential politicians subject innocent girls to…Innocent who? Does she perceive herself as innocent? You are a whore in denial; you gave up your goodies for his goodies so why now tarnish his name and suddenly develop a conscience and become a beacon for other golddiggers like yourself. I am not buying any of this crap: Oh am a victim, pity me…and am going to get back at him in 2013. When you were driving that car, did you think of insisting on using a condom? How many safe sex billboards do you pass in a day for fuck sake! When your rent and clothes were paid for did you ever think that he does the same for other girls or you thought you were so special that he would cheat on his wife with you only? I tell you, women are just amazing creatures. All this venom because you got fucked and got fucked in the process…you only have yourself to blame and going on radio station to announce your stupidity only makes you more stupid.
Another indication to your stupidity is feeling sorry for yourself because you have HIV. As one who went to university I’d think that research is a close companion and reports have shown that people can and are living positively with HIV. There are drugs that assist one to cope with the illness and diets too. But because you are so needy and shallow, the same neediness and shallowness that landed you with the disease, you just want people to feel sorry for you…get a life. You messed up big so deal with the consequences, you are neither the first nor the last; an EQL is born every minute.
I have nothing against you, I don’t even know you…but your handling of the predicament is what I detest. If you had opened up with the intention of warning other EQLs not to follow your shallow path then I would respect you and so too would many others. But this nonsense of I was a victim and now plan to punish these people who take advantage of innocent girls…you are not innocent and you are not a girl. Had you been under 18 years and were raped then you’d have claim to those points but you were mature and it was a consensual affair. You knew he belonged to another woman but still continued with the affair. Naming the Minister shall not turn back the clock either; it shall be news for a week then people will move on…I fail to comprehend your objective in doing so unless you are trying to extort money from him which would make a lot of sense as to why you are now going public after how many years? Need a new car do we…microwave doesn’t work anymore…rent becoming an issue?
I may seem harsh but I must be cruel to be kind. Such nonsense should not be entertained and women shouldn’t fool us into pity yet they consciously make the wrong decision. Forbidden fruits are sweet until the consequences catch up with you…tear falling pity dwells not in this eye. I hope other EQLs learn from this: use a condom or your shouts and cries shall end up as boredom.
Story By Wanjiku Thuku 
