Nairobi Wire

  • Nairobi Wire: Throwback: Jimmy Gait’S Hello Cover
    27 Jun 2016 - Before I even talk of Jimmy Gait’s ‘Hello’ Cover, I must state that I’ve never been a fan of his self glorification. I don’t understand why he has to mention his name, his record company and his producer’s name at the start of all his songs. This is gospel ffs. Anyway, now that we’re in the topic of Jimmy Gait’s awful songs, we may as well look back...
  • Nairobi Wire: “I Have Worked So Hard To Date A Broke And Ambitionless Man” – Miss Tourism Kenya 2016
    27 Jun 2016 - Gentlemen, newly crowned Miss Tourism Kenya 2016 Rabella Wendy Omollo is single. However, there is a catch- you have to be ambitious. The 21-year-old Moi University student beat 44 other contestants to clinch the highly coveted title. The beauty queen recently spoke to eDaily for a candid interview and revealed what she is all about. Here’s her story: Brought up by single mother “I was born...
  • Nairobi Wire: Can You Guess Which Jewelry Is The Most Expensive?
    27 Jun 2016 - How good are you with jewelry? Try and guess the price of each of these.
  • Nairobi Wire: Video: Jimmy Gait’S New ‘Hit’ Single ‘Yesu Ndie Sponsor’
    27 Jun 2016 - “Nowadays, alot of young people are looking for an easy way out to get to a good life, hence quite a bunch of them are looking for Sponsors. Sponsors in this case are either men or women who have money to give them a good life in exchange of their bodies for pleasure. Am a strong believer of hard work and process to gain success in life. This song is dedicated to young people who want an...
  • Nairobi Wire: All The Images Trending This Monday
    27 Jun 2016 - A look at the images trending on Twitter this Monday.
  • Nairobi Wire: Tottenham Completes Wanyama Signing
    24 Jun 2016 - Tottenham have confirmed the signing of Victor Wanyama from Southampton for an undisclosed fee. The former Celtic midfielder has agreed a five-year contract with the club until 2021. Sky sources reported on Saturday that the two clubs were close to agreeing a deal for the midfielder to be reunited with manager Mauricio Pochettino, with Wanyama flying in from his native Kenya on Sunday for a...
  • Nairobi Wire: A Throwback Photo Of President’S Son Muhoho
    24 Jun 2016 - State House yesterday released a throwback photo of the President’s youngest son Muhoho Kenyatta, in his father’s arms. Muhoho is now 20 years old and unlike his older brother Jomo, he is more outgoing and a regular in gossip columns. Just this week, pictures of him smoking were splashed all other the blogs. Last week, he hosted famous local celebs at State House Nairobi. Muhoho...
  • Nairobi Wire: 10 Signs That She Will Not ‘Give You’ Tonight
    24 Jun 2016 - Signs za Kunyimwa: 1) Ukihappen kulala kwa dem alafu alale na jeans, brathe toka uende kwako. 2) Kabla mlale then atoe bible ama akuambie muombe kabla mlale, boss utakauka, enda kwako 3) Mkilala akutandikie ile matress imechapa chini ulale, ndugu ya kunguni wewe kwani kwako hujalipa rent, enda kwako! 4) Akikuambia usimguze ama kumuekelea mguu ati ni baridi, mjinga hii ushanyimwa, toka na usiwai...
  • Nairobi Wire: Dear Cs Matiang’I, Our Kids Will Get Pneumonia If You Don’T Do Something
    24 Jun 2016 - Nailab founder Sam Gichuru has written a passionate appeal to Education Cabinet Secretary Fred Matiang’i, to allow children to wear warm clothes this cold season. July is not here yet, but already Nairobi and most of Kenya is super cold. Most school uniforms are shorts, meaning that kids are going through hell. This is what Sam posted on Facebook. *****************************************...
  • Nairobi Wire: Hilarious Trending Images This Furahiday
    24 Jun 2016 - As we enter the weekend, let’s quickly go through what’s trending.
  • Nairobi Wire: Busted: Kdf Officer Locked Inside Lodging With Boda Boda Operator’S Wife
    24 Jun 2016 - Business temporarily came to a standstill in Mwingi town, Kitui County on Thursday morning after a KDF officer was caught in a lodging with another man’s wife. Police officers were forced to shoot in the air to disperse a crowd that had gathered around Kathivo guesthouse to see the two lustful lovers. The woman’s husband, a boda boda operator in the area locked the room from outside after...
  • Nairobi Wire: Kidero Stops Motorcade Along Jogoo Road After Spotting Jaro Soja, Hops Onto His Motorbike
    24 Jun 2016 - Nairobi County governor Evans Kidero last Sunday stunned members of the public when he rode on the back of Jaro Soja’s motorbike. The staunch Gor Mahia fan was coming from Gor’s return leg of their KPL Top 8 semi final match against Tusker at Nyayo Stadium, in which K’Ogallo won 1-0 and 3-0 on aggregate. Jaro Soja’s excitement on the day doubled when Evans Kidero abruptly...
  • Nairobi Wire: Call Me ‘Neyo Kotwe’: Njugush Sense Of Humour Leaves Facebook In Stitches
    24 Jun 2016 - Njugush is credited with coming up with the name ‘Loopita Thiong’o’. This was at the height of Lupita’s Oscar success. The comedian has now found himself another name, ‘Neyo Kotwe’ or simply Mr. Kotwe. I’m literally crying as I write this. His creativity is out of this world and it does not stop there. He does not make blog headlines often, but his...
  • Nairobi Wire: Ethiopian First Lady Looks Incredibly Like First Lady Margaret Kenyatta (Photos)
    24 Jun 2016 - Ethiopian First Lady Roman Tesfaye is in the country accompanying her husband on his two day state visit. Ms Tesfaye yesterday joined First Lady Margaret Kenyatta in delivering the 43rd Beyond Zero mobile clinic at Wang’uru Stadium in Kirinyaga County. In pictures posted on Facebook, people were quick to point out the resemblance of the two first ladies. They are both light skin, nearly the...
  • Nairobi Wire: Incredible Drone Video Of Nakuru Shows Why It’S The Most Beautiful Town In Kenya
    24 Jun 2016 - Nakuru is the fourth largest town in Kenya, and also the headquarters of Nakuru county. The cosmopolitan town is also one of the cleanest and most organized town in the country. We can all agree that most towns in Kenya are just huge piles of garbage. Some guys have done a beautiful drone video of the town, capturing it’s beauty in stunning 1080p. This video is best watched in HD. Forgive...
  • Nairobi Wire: Black Ferrari Spotted In Nairobi – Photo
    23 Jun 2016 - Were you saying something about being broke and the month being at ‘a bad place’? Sorry, you’re alone. Kenyans are balling seriously. This black Ferrari was spotted somewhere in this city. You keep playing hide and seek with your landlord as others make and spend their money.
  • Nairobi Wire: Sad: My Kenyatta National Hospital Story
    23 Jun 2016 - By Unbroken Eyes I can’t say I hate hospitals; I was always in them anyways especially over the last 3 years. Also, I think I would be pretty good at nursing. Everyone who’s been to Kenyatta National Hospital has a story. You must have one. So today I will share mine. I knew KNH like the back of my hand, I knew which entrance to use when it was past visiting hours, I knew which guards were...
  • Nairobi Wire: Photo – Check Out Pastor Kanyari’S New Ksh 20 Million German Ride
    23 Jun 2016 - Well, it appears followers of infamous fake prophet Victor Kanyari are still planting ‘mbegu.’ The pastor who was exposed as a con -minting cash from unsuspecting church goers through fake miracles, has now acquired a new expensive ride worth around Sh 20 million. The Mercedes Benz S 350 model is that latest of the pastor’s pricey acquisitions. It comes after Kenyans were...
  • Nairobi Wire: Tim Njiru ‘Schools’ Larry Madowo For His Moses Kuria Interview
    23 Jun 2016 - The interview was bad. Only Larry Madowo thinks it wasn’t. The latest to add his voice is TV host Tim Njiru. Writing on his personal Facebook page, Tim urged Larry to learn from his  colleagues Mark Masai and Debarl Inea, and greats like Larry King. In a separate post, Tim told Larry that he should take viewer criticism seriously instead of adopting a ‘dismissive’ attitude....
  • Nairobi Wire: Hilarious: Texts Sent By Educated Women Vs Texts Sent By Those With Just A Birth Certificate
    23 Jun 2016 - —>>Borrowed *When you dating an Educated and Civilized woman who has Class & Ambition, you get texts such as these:* 1. Morning dear, Hope you had a wonderful night. How are you today? Wake up get ready for work. Dont forget to send your application for the job I told you about yesterday. 2. Yes Darling, I miss you so much, i hope you’re enjoying your day, I am heading out...
  • Nairobi Wire: Shocking!!! Nanny Caught On Camera Mercilessly Abusing Boy (Video)
    23 Jun 2016 - Another case of a nanny from hell caught on camera doing her dirty deeds has left Kenyans in shock and disbelief. When Mary Wanjiru from Ngong’ in Kajiado County suspected that something sinister was happening to her child, Leon Gicheha Theuri, she resolved to install a surveillance camera in the house. Her suspicions were confirmed when the nanny was caught mistreating the young boy. The...
  • Nairobi Wire: All Images Trending In Nairobi Today
    23 Jun 2016 - Let’s quickly have a look at what’s trending in Nairobi today.
  • Nairobi Wire: Hilarious Meme Compilation (Thursday June 23)
    23 Jun 2016 - Here’s today’s compilation of the funniest memes on the internet.
  • Nairobi Wire: Junet Mohamed: “Moses Kuria Has A Toothpick Down There.. I Saw It In Pangani” (Video)
    23 Jun 2016 - Junet Mohammed has stated repeatedly that the statement that took him to Pangani was not hate speech, and actually many people agreed. If he had not spoken ‘hate speech’ then, he sure as hell has now. Addressing the media outside Ronalo Restaurant on Tuesday after their lunch with Cord leader Raila Odinga, Junet Mohammed said that he was shocked at the size of Moses Kuria’s...
  • Nairobi Wire: Uganda’S 80 Member Cabinet Is So Large It Looks Like A Conference (Photos)
    23 Jun 2016 - If you are a Member of Parliament in Uganda and you did not find yourself in the Cabinet, the old man must really dislike you. While most Kenyans wondered how Museveni can appoint his wife as a cabinet minister, the real question should have been the huge number; An 80-member strong cabinet. I remember Kenyans complaining of the bloated grand coalition cabinet, yet it was just half of what Uganda...
  • Nairobi Wire: Dp Ruto’S Hilarious Jokes On Wiper Leader Kalonzo Musyoka (Video)
    23 Jun 2016 - Ahead of the 2017 General Elections, Kenyan politicians have already started trading jibes with their respective opposition leaders. Deputy President William Ruto is without a doubt one of the politicians who has excellently mastered the art. He thrives in exchanging thinly-veiled attacks with his political competitors, as we recently saw when he made fun of all three cord principals Raila Odinga...
  • Nairobi Wire: The Hottest Stories On The Internet Today (Thursday June 23)
    23 Jun 2016 - A look at today’s big stories. Kenyatta University Student Charged With Impersonating Boinnet on Facebook Uhuru Security Detail Left Frustrated After School Head Teachers Booked All Mombasa Hotels Alfred Mutua ‘Walks Out’ of KTN Interview Sh1.16 Million B-Club Receipt Shocks Kenyans.. 58 Champagne Bottles Most of it Poured Inside B-CLUB, Nairobi’s New VIP Night Club...
  • Nairobi Wire: Machakos Governor Alfred Mutua’S Sweet Birthday Message For His First Lady
    23 Jun 2016 - Machakos County governor Dr Alfred Mutua has joined Ababu Namwamba in the list of prominent politicians who publicly show their romantic side. While Mutua is still far off from Ababu’s expert casanova tendencies, he sure does know how to charm his woman. On Wednesday, his First Lady Lillian Ng’ang’a turned a year older prompting the governor to post a public birthday message on...
  • Nairobi Wire: “I’M Coming To Make Up For Two Cancelled Shows” – Koffi Olomide To Kenyans
    23 Jun 2016 - Legendary rhumba hitmaker Koffi Olomide has told Kenyan music lovers to brace themselves for a one of a kind show in a bid to make up for previously cancelled shows. “I want to take this opportunity to apologize to my Kenyan fans for any inconvenience caused on their part owing to the untimely cancellation of my shows twice in a row. It was not in my wish to do so however owing to unavoidable...

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