Nairobi Wire: The Funniest Memes On The Internet Today (Monday June 29) 29 Jun 2015 - This has become a really big hit. Our daily collection of funniest images sourced from across the internet is constantly our most read article,and I understand why. I enjoy compiling this list because I can’t stop laughing. As usual,browse till the end because we’ve saved best for last.
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Nairobi Wire: Comedienne Teacher Wanjiku Heavy With Child 29 Jun 2015 - Top Kenyan female comedian, Caroline Wanjiku Tharau aka Teacher Wanjiku will soon be a mum. The comedienne tied the knot with the love of her life,Victor Ber in December last year.
The couple whose union was almost embroiled in controversy as Victor Ber had a previous relationship with one of Teacher Wanjiku’s female friends are said to be excited about the pregnancy.
It is still unknown...
Nairobi Wire: Funny Reactions From Trending Topic 'Popularkenyanquotes’ 29 Jun 2015 - Over the weekend,KOT were still doing what they do best. They came up with the trending topic Popular Kenyan Quotes and flooded twitter with all those quotes you may or may not be guilty of using.
Here are some of the best reactions:
Hivi ndo kunaendanga #PopularKenyanQuotes
— #NyachioHapaKule (@dontheblack_Ke) June 25,2015
#PopularKenyanQuotes Hii pesa sio mamako!!!.@victormatara
Nairobi Wire: Linda Nyangweso Walks Down The Aisle – Photos 29 Jun 2015 - Kiss 100’s Drive Show presenter Linda Nyangweso finally walked down the aisle with her longtime boyfriend,Lance Osiro,at Rosdale Gardens Nairobi on Friday after two years of being engaged. The marriage ceremony was well attended by her family members,close friends,celebrities,and work colleagues.
Below are some of the photos taken during the invites-only wedding ceremony.
Nairobi Wire: Hilarious! This Beautiful Lady Will Kill You With Her Funny Accent – Video 29 Jun 2015 - Most of the Kenyan communities are stereotypically known to have funny and unique accents whenever they speak and communicate in a foreign language like English. The way in which they pronounce and stress some of the words has been subject to endless jokes.
For instance,this beautiful and smartly dressed lady cracked the ribs of many with her hilarious Kalenjin-accent dominated English in this...
Nairobi Wire: Hilarious... KOT Replace Movie Titles With The Word Thong 29 Jun 2015 - As strange as it may be,KOT were trending over the weekend with the hashtag ‘ReplaceMovieTitleWithThong.’ The seemingly silly word-play did fetch some rather funny reactions.
We have sampled some of the best.
#ReplaceMovieTitleWithThong game of thongs pic.twitter.com/rAaD6YuwiX
— Sammie Nene (@NeneSammie) June 26,2015
#ReplaceMovieTitleWithThong Sleeping Thong pic.twitter...
Nairobi Wire: Meet Elsie Stephens.. Kanze Dena’s Beautiful Sister – Photos 29 Jun 2015 - It will be true for me to inform you that beauty runs deep in Kanze Dena’s lineage. Yes,In fact,the Citizen TV’s presenter is not the only vivacious one in their family. Her younger sister,Elsie Stephens,who has just graduated from Daystar University with a degree in Communication,is a beauty to behold too.
Below are some of her lovely photos. Check the mirror resemblance the...
Nairobi Wire: MP Isaac Mwaura’s Wedding Photos Including The State House Photoshoot 29 Jun 2015 - It was a weekend of many weddings,and one of those walking the aisle was ODM nominated MP Isaac Mwaura.
The MP wed his fiancée of five months Nelius Rwamba Mukami at the Green Gardens grounds off Kiambu road on Saturday. Among those in attendance was former Prime Minister Raila Odinga.
Earlier in the day,President Uhuru hosted the newly weds at State House Nairobi.
We have all the photos.
Nairobi Wire: The Hottest Stories On The Internet Today (Monday June 29) 29 Jun 2015 - I hope you had a beautiful weekend. These are the hottest images on the internet today.
Schneiderlin poised to seal £25m Manchester United switch
Phil Neville appointed Valencia assistant manager
New York governor officiates gay wedding at historic Stonewall Inn
Nigeria court in Kano sentences nine people to death for blasphemy BBC News
Kuguru to set up Sh2bn sanitary towels plant in...
Nairobi Wire: Hilarious! How Village Girls Dance Versus How Urban Girls Dance – Video 26 Jun 2015 - There are a lot of contrasting differences between a village girl and an urban one,especially when it comes to how they move their bodies whenever a danceable tune is playing. Well,according to comedian Obinna,the modern one contorts her body alongside the rhythm while the village girl knows no other style other getting down on all fours the traditional way.
From his instagram,here is the...
Nairobi Wire: Video Of Al Shabaab Attack On Lamu Millitary Camp Emerges 26 Jun 2015 - A video footage showing how Al Shabaab militants planned and attacked a military base in Lamu has emerged.
According to ITV news,who obtained the footage,the botched attack which left 11 Al Shabaab militants dead was filmed by British militant Thomas Evans who was also killed in the exchange.
The footage shows how the militants approached the base on Kenya’s North coast where they were...
Nairobi Wire: Photos – Kabogo Jnr Steps Out With A Huge Python 26 Jun 2015 - By the time you arrive to a point where you are partying with a slithering,carnivorous reptile around your neck..My n***a you made it.
One such n***a is Kiambu governor William Kabogo’s son,Alvin Kiarie. The lad has never been one to shy away from showing off his party lifestyle on social media.
He recently went overboard when he and an unidentified beauty posed for a photo with the...
Nairobi Wire: Campus Student Rescued After 2 Weeks Locked In A Coffin – Photos 26 Jun 2015 - A student in Moi University Kitale Campus has been rescued after reportedly going missing for two weeks without traces of his whereabouts. The 21 year old named Ivan Jack Otieno who was shockingly found locked in a coffin,narrated that he had been kidnapped by a stranger who had approached and requested him for assistance while in School.
The abductor is said to have been looking for a way to...
Nairobi Wire: The Hottest Stories On The Internet Today (Friday June 26) 26 Jun 2015 - These are the stories rocking the internet today.
Burundi Vice-President Gervais Rufyikiri flees BBC News
Obama outwits heckler at White House gay pride reception: ‘Listen,you’re in my house’
Catch of the day! United ace van Persie duels with shark on holiday
Arsenal goalkeeper Wojciech Szczesny takes tiger for a walk
How to have great sex
Brock Lesnar Begged To Not End...
Nairobi Wire: The Hottest Stories On The Internet Today (Thursday June 25) 25 Jun 2015 - These are the hottest stories on the internet today.
The Islamic tribe where women embrace sexual freedoms
Man’s pleas to fill pothole ignored by council so he took extreme action
The world’s longest water slide has opened and it looks like the most fun ever
This is why Buckingham Palace needs a £150 million refurbishment
Lexus just unveiled what it calls a real,working...
Nairobi Wire: The Funniest Memes On The Internet Today 25 Jun 2015 - We’re starting a new segment today. Following the success of our ‘Hottest stories on the internet’ section,we’ve realized that Kenyans are hungry for interesting international content,and so we decided to go an extra mile and provide a daily collection of the best memes from across the globe.
Here are today’s.
Nairobi Wire: Amos Wako’s 'Gunia’ Trouser Causes A Stir On Facebook 25 Jun 2015 - President Uhuru Kenyatta was in Kakamega yesterday to issue the Sh1 billion bailout of Mumias Sugar Company.
All major Western leaders were in attendance,among them Boni Khalwale,Amos Wako,Oparanya,Wetangula,Mudavadi,Eugene Wamalwa and Ababu Namwamba.
For whatever reason,all front row leaders,with the exception of the President and Kakamega Governor Wycliffe Oparanya decided to wear...
Nairobi Wire: Bahati’s Official Twitter Account Gets Hacked 25 Jun 2015 - Months after cooling down with their illegal acts of malice,online hackers seem to be on the loose yet again. 2015’s Groove Male Artiste of the Year award winner Bahati Kevin,is the latest victim of social media hacking after his official twitter account got ‘compromised’ and started sending automated tweets to his followers.
Reacting after learning of the sad twist of events...
Nairobi Wire: Hilarious... The Anatomy Of A Kenyan Riddim Mixtape 25 Jun 2015 - Whether you own your own car or commute in Nairobi matatus,I am sure you have had the displeasure of someone subjecting your ears to a Kenyan riddim mixtape. You will also agree that they are kind of obnoxious and noisy.
Someone with a creative edge has had enough of the nonsense and has come up with a clever pie chart detailing the anatomy of a riddim mixtape.
I say it was about time someone...
Nairobi Wire: Hilarious! This Is How Ladies Walk In 6 Inch Heels On The First Day – Video 25 Jun 2015 - It is always a hard nut to crack for any lady trying to walk in high heels for the first time in her life. Well,I mean,there is a reason why models have to practice for days on end before perfecting the art of strutting in those six inch stilettos without tripping or missing steps.
Anyway,speaking of first timers in heels,this lady cracked the laughter out of everyone when she decided to try...
Nairobi Wire: Finally – Lupita Nyong’o Set For Homecoming Tour Next Week 25 Jun 2015 - Kenya’s hollywood girl,Lupita Nyong’o is finally(kinda) coming home. The Oscar winning actress is set for a homecoming tour slated for next week.
Lupita will arrive Monday for the tour that will include art mentorship activities as well as an awareness campaign on wildlife conservancy efforts in the country.
She will then hold a mentorship session with Kenyan students and artists on...
Nairobi Wire: Raila The Father, Raila The Son And The Holy Spirit 24 Jun 2015 - In the ongoing saga between the opposition and Devolution CS Anne Waiguru over National Youth Service money,we’ve seen several demonstrations by both side.
On Monday,a group in support of Waiguru demonstrated in town over a story linking the CS to the Sh800 million corruption scandal. Later at night,an anti-Waiguru demo was held in Kibera,where some of NYS’s projects were...
Nairobi Wire: Congratulations Kibera People For Teaching Waiguru A Lesson 24 Jun 2015 - The story of Kibera youth burning ‘Waiguru-NYS projects’ in Kibera was the only news that mattered yesterday.
The blame game reached fever pitch,but it was generally agreed that it was a stupid move to destroy what has been built to help them.
This lady on Facebook put on her sarcastic tone and put down this ‘congratulatory message’ to the Kibera youth.
Nairobi Wire: This Should Excite Arsenal Fans. The FA Cup Was In Town Yesterday (Photos) 24 Jun 2015 - The FA cup was ‘silently’ in Nairobi yesterday for a few hours.
I know many Arsenal fans would have loved to take a photo with it,but not much publicity was done. It was in town courtesy of Imperial Bank one of Arsenal’s sponsors.
The Gunners retained the cup in the just ended season,and it’s quickly transforming into their cup. In fact,it will be known as the...
Nairobi Wire: 0.1 Million Kenyans Applied For 1000 Judiciary Jobs In 1 Month 24 Jun 2015 - If you want to know just how many Kenyans are jobless or dissatisfied with their current jobs,the stats are out.
In a period of about one and a half,the Judiciary has received 100,000 applications for only a thousand openings. That’s an average of 100 people applying for one job.
Judiciary registrar Anne Amadi says the huge number shows Kenyans’ renewed faith in the institution. But...