Nairobi Wire

  • Nairobi Wire: Photo – Obama’s Beast Falls On Wrong Side Of Nairobi City Council
    24 Jul 2015 - The Nairobi City Council is known to not give a hoot about anyone caught parking on the wrong spot. From ordinary wananchi vehicles to police vehicles to a city council van…all these have been spotted with the unmissable yellow clamp. It would appear that Obama’s Beast which has been causing a scene on Nairobi roads found itself on the wrong side of the City Council law. See for...
  • Nairobi Wire: Hilarious Memes From The Twitter Hashtag 'Obama Welcome To Kenya Where’
    24 Jul 2015 - Kenyans continued to welcome U.S President Barack Obama on social media on Thursday. Twitter was especially busy for KOT as they declared war on CNN after the American broadcaster reported Kenya as a terror hotbed. Elsewhere,the hashtag ‘Obama Welcome to Kenya Where’ was also trending. Here are some of the sampled memes   #ObamaWelcomeToKenyaWhere lions play on the road #...
  • Nairobi Wire: Video Of The Day: This New Speed Bump In Saudi Arabia Is Making Cars Fly
    24 Jul 2015 - Speedbumps are not always the most welcome addition to any road. Though they are installed for the right reasons,drivers do not like them. It is particularly bad if the authorities wake up one day and decided to put up a new one. Drivers on this particular road in Saudi Arabia are spotting it when it’s too late,and the results are hilarious. Our video of the day.
  • Nairobi Wire: Photos – A Look At 'Marine One’ Interior... Amazing
    24 Jul 2015 - President Obama arrives today but the US has been demonstrating their power and might throughout the week. On Tuesday,three Bell Boeing V-22 Ospreys escorted Marine One to Kenyatta University grounds,in what was seen as a drill for Obama’s anticipated arrival at the institution on Sunday. They however threw a spin by doing the same at University of Nairobi graduation square yesterday. The...
  • Nairobi Wire: The Hottest Stories On The Internet Today (Friday July 24)
    24 Jul 2015 - These are the stories making headlines from across the world on this 24th day of July. TBT: “Obama is an Unintelligent,Immature Junior Senator from Illinois…” Alfred Mutua Must Be Biting His Nails Out Right Now Obama’s trip to Kenya,a terror hotbed CNNPolitics.com It’s Not only in Kenya,Even Americans Line up on Streets To See Obama’s ‘Beast...
  • Nairobi Wire: All The Trending Images This Friday
    24 Jul 2015 - Obama is arriving today,and everything else has come to a stop. Some companies have told their employees not to report to work today,as sections of major roads in the city will be closed. On Twitter,the only thing that was trending yesterday was #SomeoneTellCNN. They called Kenya a ‘Hotbed of Terrorism’,and we have all the reactions.
  • Nairobi Wire: Lanes!! Vera Sidika Buys Herself A Super Expensive Range Rover (Photos)
    23 Jul 2015 - What did you get for your last birthday? Or what did you get yourself? Hold on to that thought because Vera Sidika is making headlines again. Ahead of her birthday which is on September 30,the socialite has bought herself a brand new ride. Her larger than life lifestyle is a well known fact and subsequently she was always going to do it big…she has acquired the 2015 Range Rover Sport(which...
  • Nairobi Wire: 'Welcome To Kenya Obama’.... An Honest And Funny Poem To The U.S President
    23 Jul 2015 - Well,the Obama fever is now at an all time high. This week social media users were tasked with showing Obama the places he would be pleased to see through the twitter trending topic ‘Show Obama Kenya.’ Well,someone else has instead written a poem to Obama telling him what to expect from Kenya. The poem titled ‘Welcome To Kenya: @OBAMA’ is courtesy of Poet Mwai Kiarie via...
  • Nairobi Wire: Hilarious Memes From 'Kenyans You Should Never Trust’ Trend
    23 Jul 2015 - Trust is very vital for a harmonious co-existence of human beings. It is the backbone that holds friendships and makes relationships remain intact. However,with that said,there are people who are just untrustworthy. KOT took time yesterday to discuss the different kinds of people who cannot afford to be trusted. Using the #KenyansYouShouldNeverTrust hashtag,here is a compilation of the...
  • Nairobi Wire: Robert Alai Survived An Assassination Attempt Last Night... Full Details
    23 Jul 2015 - Blogger Robert Alai last night revealed on Twitter that he had survived an assassination attempt. He did not give much detail,only that he was in Embakasi when 4 guys tried to immobilize him by hitting his car with stones. Attempt on my life in Embakasi. Car extensively damaged. — Robert ALAI (@RobertAlai) July 22,2015 “4 guys sent to kill me. Tried to immobilize me by hitting my...
  • Nairobi Wire: The Hottest Stories On The Internet Today (Thursday July 23)
    23 Jul 2015 - The following are the most talked about stories in the globe right now. (Every link opens in a new tab) The secrets of the eBay millionaires revealed and you could be next Mother wakes up to find dentist has removed ALL her teeth San Jose 1-3 Man United: Mata,Depay and Pereira on target Huawei smartphone sales jump 39% in first half of the year BBC News Apple posts record third-...
  • Nairobi Wire: All The Trending Images This Thursday... Hilarious
    23 Jul 2015 - Obama is jetting in tomorrow,and everyone has caught the fever. That explains why most of our trending images today are on his ‘homecoming’. Three ways to navigate through the images. 1. Click the Next/Previous button 2. Press the arrow keys on your keyboard 3. Swipe if you’re using a smartphone (with a smart browser) Lets do this.
  • Nairobi Wire: The Funniest Memes On The Internet Today (Thursday July 23)
    23 Jul 2015 - Three ways to navigate through the funniest daily meme compilation you’ll find anywhere on the internet. 1. Click the Next/Previous button 2. Press the arrow keys on your keyboard 3. Swipe if you’re using a smartphone (with a smart browser)
  • Nairobi Wire: The Funniest Memes On The Internet Today (Wednesday July 22)
    22 Jul 2015 - Our daily compilation of funny internet memes is ready,and as we keep saying,you’ll not find anything like it anywhere else. Check every day and tell a friend to tell a friend.
  • Nairobi Wire: Jose Chameleone Too Blasts East Africans For Failing To Support Their Own
    22 Jul 2015 - Another high flying artist has taken issue with local music fans for failing to support their East African artists on the big stage. Jose Chameleone’s bashing comes days after Chocolate City’s Victoria Kimani blasted Kenyans for not valuing local music and arts. The ‘Valu Valu’ hitmaker particularly took issue with East Africans in attendance at the recently concluded MTV...
  • Nairobi Wire: This KOT Told CNN That He Wants To Take Obama To Popular Nairobi Brothel
    22 Jul 2015 - Early this week,Kenyans on twitter took to the social media platform to show places they would like Obama to see when he comes to Kenya. When CNN Africa posed the question about the locations Obama would be pleased to see,one KOT thought Kenya’s longest operating whore house would do. The old folks know it as Karumaindo but today it goes by the swankier name,Sabina Joy. Obama does not...
  • Nairobi Wire: Funny Memes And Tweets From 'Kidero Grass’ Hashtag
    22 Jul 2015 - As Obama’s visit edges closer,the question on a lot of Nairobians minds’ is whether Governor Kidero’s beautification programme will be completed in time. Just like they did when Kidero introduced drums in an effort to alleviate the traffic nightmare in Nairobi,Kenyans on Twitter have come up with the hashtag Kidero Grass. Many are of the view that the project will be a fail...
  • Nairobi Wire: Photos – Two Kenyan Men Tie The Knot Ahead Of Obama’s Visit
    22 Jul 2015 - With a few days to his much awaited homecoming,the country is still in a heated debate regarding Obama’s loathed same sex marriage campaign that he is currently pushing for. In fact,his visit has inspired some local actors to come up with a comedy act focused on Kenyan gay marriages. Directed by Sammy K. Waweru,the play will be targeted on fighting against the vice the West is trying to...
  • Nairobi Wire: Photos – Obama’s Impersonator Brings Nairobi To A Standstill
    22 Jul 2015 - Obama is coming this week and the fever has started. Yesterday,the US Marines displayed their might and power by doing rounds in the city in some weird looking choppers,before landing them for about 10 minutes at Kenyatta University. In the CBD,a guy decided to impersonate the US president,and it’s impressive the crowd he pulled. Just imagine how many people would turn up if it were the...
  • Nairobi Wire: Video Of The Day – Snoring Girl Plays Piano While Sleepwalking
    22 Jul 2015 - The video,posted to YouTube by James Hodgson with the title,“Young Kiwi girl playing the piano while sleepwalking,” depicts a snoring girl resting her head against the piano while playing a simple melody some online commentators have likened to Arvo Part’s Spiegel im Spiegel. Hodgson described the video as showing “music played from the level of sleeping consciousness....
  • Nairobi Wire: The Hottest Stories On The Internet Today (Wednesday July 22)
    22 Jul 2015 - The following are the stories making headlines across the globe today. (Liks open in a new page) Pastor Who Made People Eat Underwear And Swallow Snakes Bailed Messi accused of receiving £2.4m to lay stone at 2017 AFCON stadium Why Kenya holds ‘special place’ in Obama’s heart CNN Video Charlize Theron accidentally invited President Obama to a strip club University of...
  • Nairobi Wire: Obama Fever And Other Hilarious Trending Images Today
    22 Jul 2015 - Obama fever has reached fever pitch,and now every conversation is revolving around this. Yesterday,3 weird looking choppers and Marine One landed at Kenyatta University and Twitter could not stop talking about them. In today’s trending images,we have that well covered,plus many more images. 
  • Nairobi Wire: Obama Gives Babu Owino The Middle Finger... Might Host Lecture At KU
    21 Jul 2015 - Details of Obama’s itinerary are still sketchy,but it has at least been confirmed that he will host a public ‘rally’ at Kasarani indoor arena. Nation newspaper yesterday ran the story of how 300,000 will turn up for the public address… in a stadium of 60,000 capacity. Well,headlines sell papers and they are learning from The Star real quick. Speaking of The Star, they...
  • Nairobi Wire: Jose Mourinho Rumored To Be Dating Kenyan Damsel
    21 Jul 2015 - A Kenyan damsel who allegedly stole Jose Mourinho’s heart has opened up about their relationship. The Chelsea manager is said to have fallen head over heels with Lelesit Silvana on his 2010 visit to Diani,Mombasa. According to a close family member of the Kenyan beauty,the Portuguese national offered marriage to Lelesit Silvana. While speaking to The Star,the relative who sought...
  • Nairobi Wire: The Hottest Stories On The Internet Today (Tuesday July 21)
    21 Jul 2015 - The following are the top stories making news across the globe. June warmest EVER recorded globally as 2015 set to be record breaker Demi Moore could face lawsuit after man drowns in her swimming pool Arsenal keen on Karim Benzema but Real Madrid do not want to sell Obama pledges support for Nigeria’s fight against militants BBC News Grizzly bear pushes glass box with...
  • Nairobi Wire: All The Trending Images This Tuesday
    21 Jul 2015 - Another day,another set of trending images. By now you know the drill,so let’s do this.
  • Nairobi Wire: The Funniest Memes On The Internet Today (Tuesday July 21)
    21 Jul 2015 - These are the funniest meme compilation you’ll find anywhere on the internet. Click on the buttons to navigate.
  • Nairobi Wire: Luhya Anthem 'Ugali’ By King Kaka, Kristoff And Frasha Drops (Lyric Video)
    21 Jul 2015 - I can’t believe the Kenyan music industry has come to this…singing about Ugali. And you wonder why Nigerians dominate awards and the airwaves. Celebrated rappers,King Kaka,Kristoff and Frasha have teamed up in this new single dubbed ‘Ugali.’ A Luhya anthem at best,but mediocre by musical standards. If these guys want to be comedians they can just quit bothering us with...
  • Nairobi Wire: DJ Mo Introduces His Gorgeous Sister (Photos)
    21 Jul 2015 - He is undeniably one of the finest gospel disc jockeys in the country. DJ Mo has risen the ranks and scooped numerous accolades along the way  the recent Groove DJ of the Year award. Besides his marriage to gospel singer Size 8,very little is known about his personal life. What many did not know about the mix master is that he has a younger sister by the name Tabby. He finally introduced her to...
  • Nairobi Wire: Look Away Pierra Makena... KOT Show No Chills Over DJ’s Debut Single
    21 Jul 2015 - Last week,popular female disc Jockey Pierra Makena launched her debut single. The hit single dubbed ‘Wape’ has now subjected the former Tahidi High actress to online trolling from unimpressed Kenyans. Despite the mildly impressive video due to the DJ’s killer figure and scintillating dance moves,her singing is undeniably terrible and everybody agrees. Here are some of the...

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